n-a-d-h-i-e:

I like how, when Tumblr recommends you a blog on your dash, you can choose to ignore it. And it looks really polite

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But it slowly gets more agressive

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And more agressive

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And more

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Then it’s just plain rude

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And my personal favourite

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infinite-waffles:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Yup

hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

its happening

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

hi:

seeing your friends when you’re with a really cute person

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freshplant:

Cool Stuff ッ

yungbasedblogger:

teacher: why are you late?

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Do all of them!! Or the ones you want to answer. o3o
Anonymous

krissi2197:

shit

I WILL DO THEM ALL

1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?

Yes. I want one or the other eventually.

2.When did your last hug take place?

UmmMMM I don’t even remember maybe a few days ago??

3.Are you a jealous person?

YES STAY AWAY FROM MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND NOBODY GETS HURT YOU HEAR ME.

4.Are you tired right now?

Kind of?? I’m tired physically but also tired of a lot of things.

5.Do you chew on your straws?

Oooo yes I do a lot and I usually ruin them sorry guys.

6.Have you ever been called a tease?

Nope. 

7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?

I THINK SO MAYBE there was one point in middle school where I stayed up for two days straight but I may have had a nap here and there.

8.Do you cry easily?

YES I DO and it annoys a lot of people. I cried during Shrek 2. That’s how easily I cry.

9.What should you be doing right now?

ANYTHING BUT SITTING HERE TBH.

10.Are you a heavy sleeper?

Mmmm??? Not really? I usually wake up to small sounds and even the tiniest bit of light since I’m used to sleeping in a quiet and dark basement.

11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?

I have and I’m sure I will do it again eventually.

12.Are you mad at someone right now?

Nope!! Surprisingly.

13.Do you believe in love?

I DO but not love at first sight.

14.What makes you laugh no matter what?

MmmMMMM stupid fucking videos such as Boatmaster’s lovely variety of videos to choose from.

15.Who was the last person you talked to?

I’M STILL ACTIVELY TALKING TO RILEY AND MARINA SO.

16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?

I GUESS like I don’t really think so but I feel giddy and all??? Nice?? So.

17.Will you get married?

Maybe. I hope so?

18.When was the last time you smiled?

LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO.

19.Does anyone like you?

Probably not.

20.Do you secretly like someone?

M-MAYBE BUT IF I SAID ANYTHING WOULDN’T IT NOT BE A SECRET ANYMORE B-BAKA

21.Who was the first person you talked to today?

My mom.

22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

RILEY AND MARINA didn’t I answer this before.

23.What are you NOT looking forward to?

SCHOOL like I want it to be a good year but I also don’t want it to end you hear me?

24.What ARE you looking forward to?

CHICAGO FUCK YEAH.

25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?

Yes… I’d like to think so.

26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?

Well I mean they’re my ex for a reason so they can kiss/date/etc whoever they want to without needing my approval or permission??

27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?

MMMM not at the moment but who knows where the wind will take me.

28.Are you a forgiving person?

Unless somebody does something that scars me or absolutely tears me apart, then yeah, I’m pretty forgiving.

29.How many TRUE friends do you have?

MMMM 2 MAYBE 3.

30.Do you fall for people easily?

I’d like to say I don’t but I also think I do.

31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?

Nope.

32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?

A meatball. B)

33.Who was the last person you drove with?

UM my dad I think??

34.How late did you stay up last night and why?

I STAYED UP TILL LIKE 3 cause I was talking to friends and I just wasn’t that sleepy.

35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?

Right now? No. In the future though hell yeah.

36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?

RILEY I THINK or maybe my dog.

37.Can you live a day without TV?

I do it all the time.

38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?

A few days ago ghghghgh.

39.Three names you go by…

Krissi, Kristina, and that’s pretty much it.

40.Are you currently in a relationship?

No.
41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?

Titenic.

42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?

I think so. I like to believe in that fate stuff.

43.What’s your current problem?

I AM JUST SAD FOR NO REASON it sucks man.

44.Have you ever had your heart broken?

Yeah…

45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?

I’ve been in one and it’s hard to manage, but I know that the strong ones can pull through and work out. It’s still a real relationship.

46.How many kids do you want to have?

My max is 2 but I may do 3 if I have twins the second time around.

47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?

ALL THE TIME I’m not confident or brave enough to express those sorts of feelings so I usually just keep it all to myself.

What's your reason for taking psychedelics?

psychedelicatessenn:

oh man theres a lot of reasons.

i mean for one i guess just because its really fun. i dont do it often but once in a while its just an amazing way to take a break from life. some people like to get plastered and stumble around and sleep with strangers and up chuck all over themselves and thats totally cool but i prefer to sit on the couch and wave my hand in front of my face haha ive always had a big imagination ever since i was itty bitty and i spend a lot of time daydreaming up in the clouds n what not so i really love to explore my mind tripping is like your imagination on steroids. its like all the cool rainbows and fairy dust and stuff you can close your eyes and imagine and “see” in your head but they are floating all around you with your eyes open. so its just a really fun and beautiful experience

another reason is that it just gives me such a wonderful feeling. i struggle with horrible self image and anxiety everyday. its really hard for my to make friends and even make eye contact sometimes because of how poorly i feel about myself. but when im tripping and for a time after my trip i just feel so much better. during my trip i release all those stupid irrational feelings and i feel the way i should. that im fucking amazing my body is amazing i have no reason to have such self doubt im no better or worse than anyone or anything im just as important as anything im just as beautiful as the 1000 year old redwoods i am of the earth like everyone and everything on this planet. and it just creates such a unique bond with the people you are with, whether theyre tripping too or not. im not a very superficial person, i like to be honest and i like to be deep and superficial relationships are really hard for me to carry on but when you trip with someone its like all the walls come down you are accepting of the person you are accepting of yourself and its just a really neat experience idkkkk

soooo just because i enjoy it really. and the media and the government wants you to believe theyre more harmful for you than they really are. dont get me wrong you definitely need to be careful with them theyre not to be taken lightly but the government refuses to recognize the psychological and therapeutic benefits that come from a guided, supervised psychedelic trip. much like the usa still has marijuana as a schedule 1 narcotic among HEROIN AND COCAINE classifying it as EXTREMELY DANGEROUS WITH NO RECOGNIZED MEDICAL VALUE WHAT IS THAT SHIT GET IT TOGETHER AMERICA HOW MUCH EVIDENCE DO YOU NEED NO FUCK IT YOU HAVE ALL THE EVIDENCE YOU JUST REFUSE TO CHANGE YOUR LAWS BECAUSE GOD FORBID PATIENTS ACTUALLY GET SAFE, NATURAL AND AFFORDABLE RELIEF FOR THEIR SYMPTOMS WHEN THERES SO MUCH MONEY TO BE MADE BY EXPLOITING THE SICK THROUGH LYING PHARMACEUTICAL SCAMS okay that was completely unrelated im sorry