wifipassworcl:

at buffet restaurants like
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Are you still a virgin?
Anonymous

condom:

nice nice

thelondonlippy:

Crappy pic, i know. Home alone watching food network (FYI, not i got idea when ur starving), got SUPER hungry and made pasta. It’s vegetarian, very rich, cheesy and spicy. *Drools*

gowns:

my number one piece of advice is drink water and stay hydrated. we are made out of water. everything in us is made of water. and u are sitting there drinking a diet coke tellin me that’s all you’ve had to drink today. please get up and drink some water. for the love of god.

academically:

when your day turns out unexpectedly well

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highfunctioningsociocat:

god-tieraradia:

hashtaghomicide:

what cats?!

wildteam!

GET YOUR GAME IN THE HEAD

perspextrive:

whydoihaveablog:

fallinl0vewithyoureyesclosed:

allthedarlingthings:

Jewelry for fidgeters. Love it.

Need.

This is necessary for someone like me, who silently destroys napkins and beer bottle labels with my nervous hands during the most casual of friendly conversations. 

woah

I found this online & its expensive.

:’(

cooldadfacts:

i can’t believe he’s gone

invertedgraveyards:

This was when i met dan and phil a while back randomly in an airport. (they are very tall in person)

money on my mind
philip lester ft puberty

urbancatfitters:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

bible-jpg:

i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers

ghore:

I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me